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Tuesday, 7 April 2015

The Inadvertent Easter Chorus



It is a tradition so entrenched in British Protestant Christianity (and Catholicism, for all I know) that it is practically law, that the last hymn to be sung on Easter Sunday is ‘Thine be the Glory’.  There are good reasons for this.  It is a hymn to rock out to, full of vim and vigour, and as long as you have a half-decent organist, it’s one that you can really belt out with all the enthusiasm that you can muster.  It is full of the triumph and victory of Easter, of the surprise twist in the story that everyone already knows, of snatching eternal victory from the jaws of infinite defeat, God’s sudden subversion of His own rules.  It’s a great hymn.

It is perhaps a trifle predictable, and possibly once you have lived a long life, you do not look forward to it.  “Oh no,” you may think as you scan the order of service.  “Thine be the Glory, again?  Ugh!”

I am afraid that I am not yet sufficiently jaded or advanced in years to feel this way.  I do not anticipate ever feeling this way, although one must never say never.

I’ve written before about God’s apparent tone-deafness and colour blindness.  It is impossible for a human being to ever even imagine how things appear from God’s infinite and timeless point of view, but I would love to sit up on the International Space Station on Easter Sunday, with a set of laser-microphones carefully aimed at every church in the UK and plugged into a single set of speakers.  At about 11.20am, I would turn them all on at once.

At about 11.25, or a little before, the first church would begin to sing.

Thine be the glory, risen conquering Son!

Over the next three or four minutes, more and more congregations would begin to join in as they arrive at the closing hymn.  The chorus would swell, hundreds, thousands, tens of thousands of Christians, all singing the same hymn, the same tune, all raising their voices heavenward.  It reaches a crescendo, a song sung in the round with hundreds of parts, a cacophony of voices going at slightly different speeds, in slightly different keys, until individual words can barely be made out, and it is just a roar.  A deaf choir without a conductor, without training, with nothing but enthusiasm for the song.

The first ones have already finished, the majority are almost done.  The stragglers, the churches where the sermon went on a bit long, the large congregations who took a bit longer to take communion are beginning.  More and more voice fall silent and the final blessings are spoken.  The lyrics can now be made out again.

At perhaps 11.45 or 11.50, the last congregation reaches the end.

Endless is the victory, thou o’er death hast won!

And the best part is that to my knowledge, there is no prior arrangement to this.  No clandestine synod sat down and agreed that Easter Sunday services must end with Thine be the Glory.  Indeed, a few maverick congregations, a few clergy who want to do ‘something different’ won’t be joining in.  They’ll have some hymn, no doubt equally good in terms of content and tune, but they will still have missed out.  The ones whose services start early or late will probably have had it, but they will have missed the synchronised singing.

This doesn’t happen at Christmas.  Often the Christmas service will end with ‘O Come all ye Faithful’, but the uniformity is not even close to that of Easter and the national chorus of ‘Thine be the Glory’.

Though we are many, we are one body, because we all share in the one bread.  And once a year, without even really realising that we are doing it, we all sing the same song.

Saturday, 8 March 2014

A Brief Musical Interlude, and Thoughts on Taste

This week, I offer something I've found on Youtube.  It's a video of the most highly talented set of identical nonuplets I've ever come across, all named Sam for the sake of convenience.

They sing very beautifully, and the video is very well-put together.  My own singing lacks a little something when it comes to quality, although I try and make up for this with quantity.  As a Catholic acquaintance of mine once said, 'The choir's there to carry the tune.  The rest of us are just there to add volume.'  This being so, I am always very admiring of those people who actually can sing, in this case all nine of them.

I have reflected in the past that God must be completely tone deaf, as well as totally colour blind.  In fact, God must be the least tasteful person in existence.  He seems to take delight as much in the dull and the insipid as He does in the gaudy and the tawdry, in the hideous and the discordant as much as the beautiful and the harmonious.  To quote Monty Python, 'All things dull and ugly, all creatures short and squat, all things vile and venemous, the Lord God made the lot.'   

If He was human, He'd be the kind of person who's house is chock full of pointless gewgaws and horrible china ornaments in offensively bright shades of colour, with 'With Love From Bridlington' written on the base in large, inelegant letters.  A magpie and a hoarder, unrestrained by such inhibiting factors as taste or discrimination.

Nowadays, we tend to use the word 'discriminating' negatively, in the sense of racial or gender discrimination, but one can also make a discriminating choice in a positive sense, in terms of making a careful choice after weighing the relative pros and cons.  Very happily for me and my singing voice, God doesn't seem to discriminate at all, in either sense of the term.  I also draw like a blind-folded three-year old in an earthquake.  I'd better stick to the writing I think.  After all, not everyone is as tasteless as God.

Anyway, here are The Nine Sam Robsons.  Enjoy!